The Kingdom of Womble 834 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.187 billion Womble 834ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Womble 834ian economy, worth 535 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,523 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,515 per year while the poor average 3,292, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 834's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 834 is ranked 228,147^th in the world and 2,073^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.